Helllooo helpdesk agents, oh I do so hope you are monitoring cos then you can tell your bosses just what crap your nice new website is.
Where have all my bills gone and whats the point in insisting on my account number??? you remember when you forced us all to go paperless by charging? I bet the moron that thought that up assumed that we being mindless jobsworths like him/her would all make a note of out account number.
WRONG dipstick, WRONG.
Where are my bills and why don't you answer my emails. Oh I do so hope you are monitoring, now lets see if you have the front to ring me cos I can't get on chat, guess why, thats it, I didn't make a note of my number.
